Rejected Valentine’s Day 2008
Unfortunately, my Wacom tablet broke before I could finish these cards. That leaves us with the admittedly shoddy mockups that I made early on. As if that’s not janky enough, I decided to go ahead and just take pictures of them with a camera instead of scanning them.
But hey, it’s the content that matters, not the presentation, right?
UPDATE: Help me buy a new Wacom Tablet by buying the one of a kind original cards here.
If you enjoy these, keep an eye out for better quality, new cards, and printable versions in the near future.
Rejected Valentines 2008
(If you enjoy these, perhaps you could buy me a drink)
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H:
Really awesome, love them.
September 5, 2008, 1:31 amKen:
Hey, I love these and definitely would want to download and print them! Awesome! My favorite is the A and B diagram, that is priceless.
September 5, 2008, 11:42 amEol Ruin:
Nice selection. Well done.
September 5, 2008, 5:06 pmLinny:
Unbelievably cool.
I am sharing this site with all my funny friends…because the boring ones are all too alone to be amused.
September 6, 2008, 5:28 amV:
Fabulous! Simply fabulous! I would buy every single one!
September 6, 2008, 1:15 pmDakota:
Really amazing! The A B diagram was by far the best.
September 8, 2008, 1:40 pmarman:
thats funny
September 9, 2008, 3:30 pmGat:
Very cynical, but refreshingly real…
September 9, 2008, 11:57 pmMimsie:
Love it. I can think of at least 10 people who would’ve sent them to me!!!
September 10, 2008, 9:36 amJay:
Cool!!!
September 10, 2008, 10:35 amLOVE them.:)
Habadasher:
Sheer brilliance, hope you get your problems sorted out..
September 10, 2008, 12:47 pmNot that I care, I just wanna download your stuff
Brittney:
These are great. I may steal some of these one day…
September 10, 2008, 1:31 pmNygan:
The “lets stay friends” one is awsome !
September 10, 2008, 1:58 pmPilcho:
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
September 11, 2008, 6:00 pmThese cards are a real treasure!
Rachel:
brilliant! i would definately buy them!!
September 12, 2008, 1:53 pmefe:
GZ!
September 12, 2008, 2:08 pmGarath:
A couple are funny…the rest are just mean spirited.
September 12, 2008, 2:37 pmvixen1178:
i loved them i can think of a few people i would want to send them too i think the someone somewhere thinks your special is my fav
September 12, 2008, 10:48 pmroman:
If only you ever faced a similar situation would you realise the pain of it…
Well,
September 13, 2008, 3:11 amThey’re pretty funny anyhow.
Just a little too mean for my liking.
Peer:
These concepts are negative and cruel. Why would you go through the trouble of sending such a card if you have no feelings for that person. It’s an ego-trip
September 13, 2008, 5:48 amEhdom:
In regards to Peer’s comment, I’m afraid this is the kind of situation where explaining the joke kills it. I’ll just leave it at the fact that these aren’t intended to actually be sent to people.
It’s socioeconomic commentary. Or just a form of persiflage. Take your pick, but please don’t so quickly infer the intent a creator from such a small project.
And damn it, I killed it.
September 13, 2008, 7:47 amKellyg:
The ignorant one has to spoil everything…thanks Peer.
September 13, 2008, 2:26 pmblankshooting:
i loved the ’sorry about the mixed signals’ card - the clincher are the mutually exclusive venns inside the card. awesome!
September 13, 2008, 5:21 pmncki:
love ‘em.. Nice work.. gonna have a bitta fun next valentines day
September 13, 2008, 7:17 pmBrenden:
I WISH I thought of these first. They’re hilarious. The best by far was the little man walking alone, in the dark, in the rain. Brilliant.
September 13, 2008, 7:20 pmEimear:
never mind the naysayers, they just dont get it.if i sent them to my husband and friends they would crack up.
September 14, 2008, 10:06 amfriedlinx:
Oh yeah they’re great….until you get one.
September 14, 2008, 3:27 pmmouse53:
There is a market for everything. You have shown what many are really thinking. Nothing wrong with that. Negative remarks are usually from people afraid to say what they truly are feeling. Cut to the chase, end the suffering.
September 14, 2008, 8:20 pmstayaway:
i like this pic
September 14, 2008, 10:05 pmrahul:
this an good idea , going to try this next valentine
September 15, 2008, 8:59 amNoelle:
hahaha, I love these. great work.
September 15, 2008, 10:23 ambookpiggy:
love it! you must publish them
September 15, 2008, 10:26 amMirna:
You should sell these on http://www.etsy.com
September 15, 2008, 11:11 amI bet you would make some real money, really fast!
Phillip:
Ouch. Harsh.
September 15, 2008, 12:00 pmJohn G:
I love the cards and would like to thank you; but buying you a drink over the Internet would leave no chance for getting laid.
September 15, 2008, 1:10 pmV:
These are great! I have a friend that can use the ‘Sorry it didn’t work out’ card. There is just no nice way of telling someone that the consistent in their life is them! Great work!
September 15, 2008, 2:01 pmTash:
Cute. But, OUCH! I have a couple people in mind I want to give these to…
September 15, 2008, 2:03 pmPhreqd:
If these cards were available when I was in high school and college trying to date women, I would have been mailed most of these!….
September 15, 2008, 5:52 pmtom:
^_^
September 16, 2008, 2:47 amClaudia:
Amazing and unfortunatly truly
September 16, 2008, 6:19 amWilliam:
“You can do anything…as long as it involves failing” is priceless.
September 16, 2008, 9:15 amAnd the A B diagram card is too funny.
dc:
everyone says the A-B diagram one is best. it could be if only it said WERE instead of WAS.
September 16, 2008, 9:23 amsince it doesn’t, either “dying inside” or “settling” is the best.
sir jorge:
these are all genius, genius i tell ya!
September 16, 2008, 3:26 pmley:
really truly original…..
September 16, 2008, 5:00 pmcouldnt stop laughing
Robert:
photoshopped…lol
September 16, 2008, 5:06 pmKeith:
Does consider buying a drink, no doubt. Great artistic skills and a story to tell.
September 17, 2008, 1:53 amHashim:
LOL all I can say that people waste lots of time in these V day thing, make every day a V day and spread love
Oh and yes good sketch work there!
September 17, 2008, 3:21 amJemma:
Love it!!
September 17, 2008, 4:54 amAmon:
There are so many of these cards I would have given to my ex-wife in the years leading up to our divorce… let’s face it, I’d still like to, but what’s the point now?! She’s someone else’s problem-WOO-HOO!!!
September 17, 2008, 8:29 amminiclip:
They’re hilarious
I’m going to try this next valentine!
September 18, 2008, 1:14 amRobK:
Excellent! Very cool!
September 18, 2008, 6:10 amNicoleB:
The ’sorry it didn’t work out’ and ‘perhaps your problems will go away’ cards are perfect for my ex-boyfriend!
September 18, 2008, 8:25 pmGrace:
they’re brilliant but i wouldn’t want to
September 20, 2008, 9:32 amreceive one…
Acmac:
I’m sorry if there were* mixed signals- (a/b diagram)
September 20, 2008, 11:07 pmweb:
now this is fucking awkward …
September 21, 2008, 3:34 pmmavrikmaiden:
you rock! your cards made me smile
September 22, 2008, 1:31 pmAdam:
Sadze, ze Crash jest zbojem. Btw gr8 idea.
October 1, 2008, 2:02 pmhempp:
it’s awesome, man! i’ll buy u a drink!! =)
October 4, 2008, 3:01 am=]:
i really like them. . .
October 5, 2008, 10:09 pmJimmy12345:
Hi man,
October 9, 2008, 11:38 pmIts really nice,
I think all these are your experiences.
Hope u get better..lOl..
I liked them.
Spanish Mortgages:
Fantastic. Love the Venn Diagram one…
October 26, 2008, 12:47 pmEd:
I will happily pay money for a “…well this is fucking awkward” card.
October 29, 2008, 11:36 am